OPER:   SPRINT RELAY 7709F (HOW WOULD U LIKE YOUR CALL ANNOUNCED Q) GA

USER:   say it is a person-to -person call from Tedward Johansen, please ga

OPER:   DIALING 617-739-3960 RINGING 1 ... 2 ... (F) HELLO (ANNOUNCED CALL) HELLO QQ I DONT KNOW WHO THIS PERSON IS

USER:   OH, I THINK YOU KNOW, FATTY ga

OPER:   I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS PERSON IS GA

OPER:   IS THIS A RELAY CALL MAAM Q IM NOT INTERESTED

USER:   SHUT UP YOU WHORISH LARDO ga

OPER:   (PERSON HUNG UP) SR 7709F GA OR SK

USER:   redial please ga

USER:   IN THE TOWN
             WHERE I WAS BORN
             LIVED A MAN
             WHO SAILED THE SEA
             AND HE TOLD
             US OF HIS LIFE
             IN THE LAND
             OF SUBMARINES
             du du du du
             WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE
             WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE
             ga

OPER:   (THE PERSON ALREADY HUNG UP) ga

USER:    I know that, I am trying to serenade you with songs of subsurface naval warfare. ga

OPER:   (THE PERSON HAS HUNG UP) GA OR SKSK

USER:   No, operator, I am trying to serenade *you*. Your beautifully poorly-formatted typing makes my heart SING!!! ga

OPER:   (ALERTING SUPERVISOR ONE MOMENT PLEASE)

USER:  Please hurry. I wish only to speak to you, my minimum-wage beauty. ga (gasp) (gasp) (gasp) (kissing sound) (gasp) (angry tone) (sad tone) (gasp) (gasp) (kissing sound) (happy tone)    (kissing sound) (happy tone) i love you (gasp) (gasp) (kissing sound)