Welcome to Hell Atlantic.
NEWS
07/03/07 - Ya, we're still here. We were forced at nunpoint to acquire lives; we didn't even want them. More calls awaiting editing, too...
08/21/05 - More calls!
06/05/05 - Very, very, soon. Uh-huh. Anyways, we have a bunch more calls, and now we've learned to avoid giving deadlines. Expect more eventually.
07/15/04 - HOLY BENGAL MCDONALDS ITS IN UPDATE!!@!@omglolz
We haven't updated in a while, yeah. New call, "Can I have my shoe please?" up. Expect more very, very soon.
SONGS
Dialing In It - KP2 and Reign of Error were discussing deaf relay's one day, and Reign of Error commented that someone should do a song using our legally bound friends. KP2 immeditely suggested Nine Inch Nails' first song, "Down In It." With a little tech wizardry and help from hinterforth unnamed musically-enabled friends, this vision became a reality. HO HO!
PHONE CALLS
07/03/07
Acid Page I
Acid Page II
NRG DRNQ SCAM LADY
Acid Pizza
Acid Message (left on machine)
The ol' pile
Sir Charles' Breakbeat Adventure (message
left on an answering machine) - KP2: Vocals, Reign of Error: Effects
Police - A lady doesn't react
favorably to KP2's call, and Reign of Error expresses his displeasure with
this through creative sound effect usage.
Too Sexy - Someone isn't home, so we leave
them a message. By Reign of Error.
Snack Cakes #1 - KP2 is on a quest for
snack cakes.
Snack Cakes #2 - KP2's snack cake quest
continues.
Bubba's Sheep Wrangling - KP2 attempts to resolve
a business matter, while Reign of Error provides sound effects.
Stick it - Sir Charles (KP2) follows up on
a page he received, while Reign of Error provides sound effects.
Message for Cecil (message left on an answering
machine) - KP2: Vocals, Reign of Error: Effects
Sheep Wrangling Boogie (message left on an
answering machine) - KP2: Vocals, Reign of Error: Effects
Sheep Wrangling - We attempt to resolve
a business matter. KP2: Vocals, Reign of Error: Effects
Sheep Wrangling II - We attempt to
resolve a business matter. KP2: Vocals, Reign of Error: Effects
PJ's Sheep Wrangling - We attempt to resolve
a business matter. KP2: Vocals, Reign of Error: Effects
Did you page me? - KP2 follows up on a
page he "received," while Reign of Error provides sound effects
Can I have my shoe, please? - Reign of
Error attempts to recover a lost article of clothing.
Cactus vs. ATT - ATT's corporate security
department is normally rather beign with dull-witted phone-drones. When KP2
called this time, however, they figured out how to use ANI. We left rather
hastily, anticipating the arrival of burly men employed by the phone company.
Greyhound #1 - The first in the series.
Reign of Error demands a bus to Hawaii. For some reason the rep thinks he
wants to to go Alaska.
Greyhound #2 - Reign of Error, unsatisfied
with the service provided, calls back with some outlandish ideas. He is turned
loose at the end.
Greyhound #3 - With Reign of Error discouraged,
KP2 takes a crack. Thanks to a dumber representative, the amusement value
increases.
Greyhound #4 - This is one amazing call.
The rep genuinely has no idea why Greyhound does not run buses from Boston
to Hawaii. Reign of Error then secures a promise from the rep that she will
recommend a bus route to Honalulu to her superiors, and discusses other travel
plans.
Fred You - Reign of Error learns the hard
way that Michael Bright is not a friendly man.
New computer trouble - Reign of Error calls
up with 'interweb' problems and is shocked to find that Best Buy is sending
terrorists and viruses to his machine. We eventually get transferred to a
customer service rep. KP2 managed to cram a number of food products into the
coin return slot during this call.
Collect Call Hell - Reign of Error
and KP2 phone the town red by using all sorts of "witty" names when
making collect calls. Orch hits between every call. ORCH
HITS HIT YOU HARD - THEY'RE BIG BUSINESS
Pick Up Your Cactus #1 - Regin of Error
had a relay phone up derek (the guy who hosts this for us) and leave a message.
Pick Up Your Cactus #2 - Derek has
still not picked up his cactus!
Miss B Is Sucking It - KP2's neighbors talk
about nasty, nasty things on their cordless phone.
The Unit - Reign of Error calls a rat shack
somewhere with some problems that have strange, made-up names. This is a classic
Longmont Potion Castle bit.
CD Player - KP2's CD player has done gone
broken!
Three-Way Radio - Reign of Error is
having some problems with his recently purchased three-way radio. Reign of
Error's contrived accent slides between spanish and hick.
Dynamic Ceramic - Reign of Error calls
up Radio Shack looking for an obscure part.
Colecovision - KP2 calls up the Shack
looking for video game accessories.
Bracers - Reign of Error needs Bracers of
Armor +2, please, post-haste!
Piggly Wiggly - After a load of nonsensical
gibberish, they make a lame attempt at frightening us.
Spell Components - Reign of Error
calls Radio Shack looking for Spell Components (think dungeons and dragons),
and gets increasingly strange as the call progresses.
DEAF RELAY CALLS
A merry song - When a TDD operator
takes her sweet time dialing, KP2 finds a novel way to entertain himself.
Legacy technology - Harvard is not very receptive
towards Reign of Error's priceless legacy computing platforms.
Super Spy - A long, strange TDD call, done by
Reign of Error. Originally to some asshat that happened to be in the vicinity
of KP2, eventually KP2 takes over the phone for even more hilarity. Yes, the
op really did sing happy birthday.
The hordes - KP2 chats. Oh no, the operator went
spastic!
Tedward Johansen & Cactus - KP2 has an urgent
message for some people!
Besmirching Linda - KP2 didn't forget Linda. Did
you? She's the one that threatened to trace KP2's call to ATT CorpSec. HER
REPUTATION WILL BE TARNISHED!
Serenande - This op is not in a romantic mood.
VIDEOS OF DOOM
Introducing Hell Atlantic Theatre... our first award winning masterpiece:
CACTUS
This video has it all: great music, Steve Ballmer right where we want him,
and the WACKY FUN KRAZY antics of Reign of Error.
PHOTOS OF WOE
The 0wn3d f0n3
Number zero [hi]
- Who's Verizon again?
Number one [hi]
- Posession.
Number two [hi]
- Posession II. Same photo? Who knows?
Number three [hi]
- note the guy picking the trash can to the right.
Bell Labs "alternate headquarters"
Number zero [hi]
- Hatch closed.
Number one [hi]
- KP2 emerges.
Number two [hi]
- KP2 emerges again.
ALTERNATIVE PAYPHONE INSERTS
Monopoly made easy - KP2 spent far too much time on this, especially with the font matching.
ALERT NOISES
No magic, floating buses - Run through a vocoder and some reverb for added effect.
RECOMMENDED LINKS
Blackout's
Box
Phone losers
Washington Phone Losers
The
Audio Visual Club
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